Author · Storyteller
I turn life lessons, questionable decisions, and girlfriend conversations into stories women recognize immediately.
The kind that make you laugh, pause, text your friend—and admit you absolutely knew better.
Part cocktail book. Part story collection. A celebration of bad ideas, better judgment, and the girlfriends who heard the whole story.
Signature drinks
Because sometimes the drink is sweet, the story is strong, and the lesson comes with a garnish.
Sweet · bright · disrespectfully smooth
“One drink won’t hurt.” Famous last words with a sugar rim.
Inspired by every situation that started with confidence and ended with a lesson.
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Real people. Ridiculous phrases. True stories.
Coming Spring 2027
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